10.02.08
02/10/08 – “hot coffee”
You know reading my local newpaper I thought the people of my area would be smarter than they actually are… However once again with the society we live in I stand corrected. Health and safety is the matter of this persons particular rant! (It wasnt mine… for once)
It began with her ranting about how her son spent 2 weeks in Intensive Care at a local hospital with 1st degree burns on his left arm because someone had “carelessly” left a cup of coffee on a table in a local shop
(This I personally think is bullshit simply because you cant take drinks onto the shop floor up town… if you can get off the damn tills) but anyway I digress, she winged about this… Then she began saying it nearly happened again in a different shop after her son got out of hospital, she even went as far as telling the town people need “more health and safety training”…
So this woman who blatantly isnt noticing her child has done this twice nearly has blamed the rest of the world. CONGRATULATIONS MRS. FUCKTARD you get the “dumbest bint in town” award, and as a token of our depression at the prats like you, have a CBRN kit and a flame resist toilet seat because remember, that curry you ate last night might be extremely hot and that wasnt mentioned on the packet.
I dont mean too much harm towards these people, but the health and safety culture of the United Kingdom these days really does wind me up, it is ALWAYS someone else’s fault, or someone else did something to affect them. It will never be the person whos “injured” or whatever, a blame culture and a good old fashioned pile of crap. Hopefully when the Tory government comes in, we’ll see the end to this shambolic stature of society and a new one where you use your own frigging head.
Nik
09.26.08
26/09/08 – “Downgrade them drugs!”
After reading the first paragraph on the this article which is “The body that advises the government on illegal drugs is meeting to discuss whether ecstasy should be downgraded from a Class A drug to Class B.” I laughed to myself and sat there thinking about boffins sitting in a government headquarters somewhere, suited up, talking about the ‘effects’ of drug use…
Let me get something straight from the start, I do not condone the usage of any form of narcotics (Heck I have a beer every now and again, and very little else)
However, seeing the government starting to buckle under what seems to be social pressure towards drug usage makes me pretty sick. Now I have no problem if people want to pump their bodies full of narcotics to have a good time, Hell if they wanna screw up their lives with drug use then be my guest! I’ll just laugh… probably because its funny to see dependance and humans going hand in hand, anyway I digress.
Naturally occuring substances im a little more, forgiving with… for example marijuana, it grows naturally so why should people not experiment with it? Magic Mushrooms are naturally occuring aswell, as is opium etc (to my knowledge?) however it is the usage of chemically created drugs that people use that bother me, most people will learn the ingrediants of these chemical drugs while they’re between 12 and 16 at school (in the UK anyway) however, most will not learn of the manufacturing processes where any number of contaminants can slip into the compound and ruin your life to the point of “one hit and your dead” scenario’s. Wow i’ve gone really off topic havent I?
But the fact that the government is down-grading these drugs to Cat B perhaps is pretty stupid, its just going to encourage more and more of the accidents with them you see in night clubs etc… increase their accessability etc… and when the country’s “youth” is in such turmoil about almost everything, you think they’d be throwing the nanny sheet over them too… but obviously not. Hopefully they downgrade it and then watch the number of overdose cases go sky high, then panic… Sorry people, but I suggest you stay away from those lovely drugs…
Nik
09.21.08
21/09/08 – “Spied on Black Police”
“Senior members of the Met’s Black Police Association (BPA) say they are concerned they are being spied on by fellow officers, the BBC has learnt.” – BBC News Website.
You know what im not suprised to read this antagonising stuff from the BBC. What they are probably forgetting is that the most senior black police officer of the UK has decided to take it upon himself to out right accuse everyone of being racist and discriminating him… which in my opinion is in turn racist because he forever throws it at the upper echelons of white police officers, Why did he never look at statistics and understand that blacks and ethnic minorities are only being accepted these days? Idiot.
But all in all these ‘discriminated’ officers are going to cost the British Taxpayer millions because they’ll get one of these social rejects (known more formally as a lawyers) and they will make sure they get a nice slice of the coffers of the British Public, I’ll move onto the topic of compensation in a minute actually, need a good rant about that.
But the people who always cry racism are always idiots and about as clever as a dead fish, that got hit by a bus… under water. Im waiting for someone to cry “racism” whos not white or ‘true British’ as I call it, because Im gonna do it back, those who cry racism when it blatently isnt affecting them badly, are in turn racist again those they accused… bloody idiots, one day everyone will realise we’re all human beings and just go “screw it”
Remember people! you can call them and they
But there again we know who makes sure they get away with such bullshit dont we? “Been in an accident that wasnt your fault? Call CorruptLawyers4you” you all know the adverts with the towels that are seen on there… “I was installing an alarm and I was given the wrong type of ladder…” you know what then? USE YOUR BLOODY COMMON SENSE! ‘Sorry mate, thats not the right kind of ladder I wont be doing anything with that!’ how hard was that to stop the pain your gonna get in from falling off the ladder? “I was driving and there were kids at a bus stop and he didnt see me and backed out” Tell you what then Mr. Retard, you should have been driving the correct speed (in the advert there is a 30 sign and hes hitting 35) and you would have stopped in time, he isnt to blame, your to blame and you should take more care when driving around residential areas and expect the unexpected to happen… it isnt hard is it. I tell you these kind of ‘accidents’ dont deserve compensation and infact I think a law should be in place…
“Compensation can only be claimed when a logical and rational explination was followed, but said incident still happened” For example, guy with the ladder refuses because its the wrong type, no incident, guy driving should have stuck to the speed limit = no incident, wench walking across a ‘wet’ floor watch where your going and dont walk stupid… not had to apply logic to these situations and watch them become “incidents” not “accidents” tell you what if I employeed any of those towels I’d sack them on the spot for being total idiots with the excuse “your as brilliant for humanity as a epidemic of aids” something like that.
well thats my rant for the day!
08.27.08
27/08/08 – Cold War 2?
You’ve gotta be having a laugh if you honestly think Russia is being “aggressive” with the west again. Its quite the opposite way around. Right so Russia isnt doing to well in the ‘world peace’ office at the moment with its invasion of Georgia and all that jibber jabber, and then with its “nuclear threats” that it apparently made, frankly I think its the other way around you know?
Take Georgia, a little ex-soviet union republic that has a good percentage of Russians inside of it, Its about as stable as chaos gets and has a place called South Ossetia that has literally broken away from the main country to join with Russia. Now obviously that would annoy anyone because thats weakness, so the Georgians bomb the crap out of it provoking the Russians… The Russians then ‘invade’ Georgia to defend its citizens who it says were in trouble… Which they are!
However this drew massive amounts of criticism from NATO and the UN because frankly they needed something to spark off round 2.
Round 2… America gets tired of being the sub-heading on the news paper, “I know lets stick patriot anti-missile sites in Poland because we can!” Yeah well done America, believe it or not that is an aggressive act against a country that your at peace with and they are well within their right as a country to tell you that. But of course you once again twist their words for the western media (1 out of every 62,000 western Europeans can speak Russian… by the way) to blow along to! So now we have nuclear missile threats and the Russians saying they want a new cold war… QUICK THE RUSSIANS ARE THE BAD GUYS!!
Are they crap, they’re literally the innocent party here, They are simply saying that they find missile sites in Poland and offence and frankly I would to! They dont pose any form of nuclear threat with the west even by a long shot…. and simply does it, this is just yet another scare tactics from the western governments to keep us paranoid and delusional about how we need to go about things…
Anyone else remember that “Russian Spy Plane Interception” the other month? Bet you didn’t know Russia reports the same things almost daily about American SR-71’s?? No of course you dont… unless you poke around Russian sites and news outlets in the smaller countries that arnt so hot on “anti-communism” then you arnt likely to know about bugger all… But hey thats how YOUR government likes you to be, In the dark.. but im sure we live in the modern ages? Not medieval times? Who cares you speak against this and your called a communist apparently… Wonder how many people actually know what communism is? Or do they asscosiate it with 1950-80’s Soviet Paranoia?
Nik
08.26.08
26/08/08 – Nazi Officalls…
Please… you’ve got to be kidding me when I read things like this. This women is actually suggesting that we give officals (council workers) the ability to go around the streets and start being snoopy little gobshites into yet more of our personal business?
“The hope is that they will free up rank-and-file officers from having to perform these unpopular tasks. The uniformed, badged army of snoopers will become a vital part of the ‘extended police family’” You’ve got to be kidding me right? No only do we have to put up with PSCO mo’fo’s who think they are the brand new kids on the block and oh so powerful, we’ve now got to put up with a bunch of pen-pushing idiots who demand to know, who you are, where your going, where you were born and your favorite type of pizza!
I can see it now…
“Excuse me sir, can you prove some ID?”
“Yeah, Can I see yours first please?”
“No but law we can…”
“Tell you what… Walk over there about 100 meters and ask the next person, then keep going until you find out your shifts over, then come ask me again.”
Frankly if one of these rejects asked me for ID or something as equally insulting, I’d tell them where to go… Im so unbelivably sick of being stopped in the street and being required to give my “Name, Date of Birth, Place of Birth, Favorite Pizza, Favorite pint, Best pub and How mant toes the average imbred farmer pixy from Africa has!” I left the army for that very fact… and the simply chance to snoop and investigate more of our lives with this INSULT has frustrated me even more.
If you want to know everything about me government, come ask me… You’ll get told to drive your 250K car back home at 150mph down a motorway (Which you’ll get away with by the way) and then buy your petrol from foreign sources because its cheaper and doesnt have income tax… Then you can go onto your own pirated website (Gordon Brown stole his websites something or other) and rant about me as much as I do about you.
This kind of situation is nothing but a government who knows its time is up trying to make ‘ammends’ to its track record for shafting this country so badly that no-one wants to know, no-one cares and frankly, no-one wants…
Nik
26/08/08 – Jade “Im an idiot” Goody
This women has offically wound me up like no other, She has decided that she cant get enough media attention without epicly destroying herself and when that fails she turns to her medical problems. Yes im speaking of this whole cancer debacle she is in right now… Sooo… Shes got cancer and shes going for treatment… Why the hell do we all care that the doctor told you you’ve got 3-4 months to live? Im sorry… your no important to the social structure of humanity… But this just “toads the wet sprocket”
It has been revealed by her… That she recieved a letter telling her she had abnormal cervix cells and she had to have them removed, not once, not twice, not three times BUT FOUR GODDAMN TIMES… and her pathetic excuse is “I was too scared…”
You were scared? YOU WERE SCARED? You selfish wench, your partner and child (has she got one?) would be terrified and appalled if you tell them that! It is disgusting how you have placed the mentallity of your loved ones so close to you in the line of fire of such a horrible disease, all because your a total and undeniable IDIOT.
You selfish wench, I do hope you get hit by karma for this should your operations be sucsessful, I wont condemn anyone to die of Cancer… Hell I even hope you make a full recovery, But I hope karma plays heavily on your mind from this moment forth, no-one deserves to be put through loosing or the near loss of someone to cancer…
Nik
26/08/08 – Outside is what?
So it might just be me in my 20 years of old age, but who these days remembers when they first went on a swing at the local park? When they used to be the highlight of your life because you can swing back and forth and have some real fun while your at it?
Seems these days, these kinds of things dont exist anymore without legal pending approval from six agencies that are specifically ‘trained’ in health and safety, personally I dont think a kid is going to care that the rope on the swing is made from six way binded poly-eurathane to ensure total safety, I think they’re gonna care about the swinging sensation and having fun…
Oh wait fun… I forgot apparently the kids these days dont have fun without a computer system in front of them! (Ironic coming from a gamer right?) But thats also the governments view… so naturally they decide its well within their rights to pave over large amounts of grassy areas and knock down parks to build houses the size of rabbit hutches, This is happening just around the corner from me in my home town. A park that even my parents can remember being there 40 years ago is being sold to a contracting ferm who are going to build 2-4 houses on this tiny plot land, and I kid you not how small this piece of land is, 20 meters wide by 15 deep… and it isnt square either.
This is what I cannot understand about the local, regional and national governments, they put all this money into ‘child activites’ and then they go and demolish perfectly good parks and grassy areas to build houses for the social elite? Where is their commitment to the new generations of the country? Oh wait… their donation to the generation is obescity, taxes before they are ten and the ability to make sure in 60 years time they still wont have any money for that pension…
Frankly what im getting at is the fact that I dont seem to see kids out and about playing footie anymore, or playing on swings/slides and all the other things I used to as a kid, I remember going down the local brook and deciding to make a big army base and throw twigs at passers by because they were invading with their dogs! These days, you cant find places to do this without having a government in(ass)spector coming along and writting a note about how terrible the children act this day and age because they have fun.
Might aswell mass-produce children without the fun centre of their brain… oh wait we are, its called ’school’ and ‘life experience’ of today. Damn
08.25.08
25/08/08 – London 2012, yeah right…
So yet again another Olympic games is complete, With this years probably bring the most controvery so the games in its history, from the opening ceremonies ‘photoshopped’ and shown to be far more brilliant than what they really were, to the 14 year old gymnast who sparked controversy with an apparent age change!
But this isnt a blog about the controversy of this years Olympic games, this is more a blog about the 2012 olympics due to be held in London… Yeah right.
Already the EU is sticking its fat nose in and asking countries to submit a proposal that the EU use one big team… What a crock of crap… That effectivly steals the Olympics from London and the British and gives it to Europe (and in this day and age of handing over massive amounts of power to Brussells, this will probably happen) which frankly isnt on. If a EU team gets used, then THOUSANDS of atheletes will loose their place to compete in the Olympics which frankly isnt on either… But can you honestly expect the EU to want any British atheletes there? No I didnt think so either…
Failing that we can almost guarantee that the 2012 olympics are gonna have workmen on the track at all times, I can almost see the 1500 meters being confined to a track with one lane, a workman standing every 15 meters with a hazard barrier. I have no faith in the governments ability to finish the stadium on time… that and the opening ceremony I can almost guarantee everyone is going to want stab-proof vests incase a group of ‘youths’ come and ambush an athelete for his shoe laces… Instead lets have a whole new set of events! The Drive By, The Hit and Run and The Knife Endurance! I can see them taking off in the next 4 years at schools across the UK…
Nik
08.21.08
21/08/08 – Jade ‘cancer’ goodey?
So here we go again, Jade Goody in the news, but this time for something pretty serious as the case may be. Apparently on an Indian Big Brother (Yeah work that one out) she got told she had some form of cancer?
Now while this is a very sinister thing to have done on public television there are multipul reasons why I genuinly think this is alot of crap. For one) patient and doctor confidentiallity breech, thats a single and most promoting fact that makes this ‘case’ stand out so badly, two) Jade is now know to have very little left in her public relations coffers, three) she hasnt been seen on television in weeks, so shes got to get her lime light back.
I could be wrong and the women could genuinly have cancer, if she does, I condemn my own words and wish her good luck in her fight against it. If shes faked it all… prepare for all heck to break loose and people to want her body swung from treetops.
—-
All in all i’m very sick and tired of hearing about washed up celebraties in newspapers and other gimmicky magazines. Katy Price, Jade Goody, Kerry (Coke head one whos now clean) are all washed up ‘celebraties’ of the early 00’s attempts at making the ‘average joe’ a smiling and loving celebraty with those damned reality TV shows. These people do genuinly need to just admit defeat that they will not be famous again for anything (Especially because they are going for the Princess Diana style life of media, hope it gets them to the same place) and just disappear into the sunset forever and ever and enjoy the rest of their lives, instead of wasting ink/paper and my time blabbing on about how their ‘colegen lips and fake assed hips’ are more important than the price of a young child slave in Africa!
Nik
08.20.08
20/08/08 – Technology Addiction?
So recently the phrase technology addiction has been thrown around alot on the internet, and being a enthusiast I guessed along the lines of being addicted to technology and its gimiks, well needless to say I looked up this make-believe phenominia and low and behold there are several websites based souly about internet addicition.
So I decided to do some work myself, after all I’ve seen this ‘tech addiction’ happen to people before when I think about it. I mean if you take someones mobile phone off them for a week, they get very paranoid that they are ‘disconnected’ from their friends so to speak, take the internet or computer off someone and watch them squirm as they loose real track of whats going on with others on the net.
So I guess this is more of a short blog post really, especially seeing as it is 1:51am on a Wednesday morning, but I just needed to write something about it.
Nik
